Bad hair day

Friday was a bad hair day, I was wearing my hair down but every reflective surface I looked in I could see stray strands sticking up, If I had played with my nipples I could probably have picked up the local radio station!

My hair likes to curl when ever it gets the chance, I'm not a lover of curly hair so never let it get that chance, but there I was walking towards a glass door and what do I see, my hair starting to curl on top of my head, it wasn't even wet for goodness sake! I tried clips, pins, bands someone even offered me a tiara but I don't think it would suit me.

Sod it, I roughed it all up and anyone who looked for too long got an evil stare back.

Spiders

Ok so I'm not a huge fan of spiders but unlike my sister and mother I don't run screaming out the room when I see one, I can also quite happily watch nature programs which show them unlike other said members of my family.

But I admit I won't let one live if I find it inside my house, other people's houses i don't mind (unless I'm sleeping there) but my flat is a no-no.

That said yesterday I found one in the bathroom (well my sister found it) sat on the wall behind the toilet, it didn't offer any resistance to me squashing it with my slipper.

Later that evening I spotted an identical one in the bathroom this time it was above the door, I did consider leaving it but then thought I would drive me mad knowing there was one there and I have this thing about walking under spiders, probably related to watching a certain movie about them (Arachnophobia)

So now the challenge, I'm not tall enough to hit it without jumping and would probably miss if I tried, so I sprayed it with a bathroom cleaner, this caused it to fall off the wall and hang from the ceiling by its web, it looked dead so I sprayed it again, it opened its legs and gently but quickly lowered itself down, It honestly looked like something out of a horror movie, just something about the way it looked, effortlessly it descended. Lucky for me I managed to squash it against the door when it was half way down.

But the image of it lowering itself down sends a shiver down my spine!

Image from Wikipedia

Short skirt

And there was me thinking I was wearing a short skirt to the works bash, but one of the girls was wearing a skirt so short you could see her buttocks, not that I was complaining about the view but the rules are usually different at work organised events than a usual piss-up (and for those wondering, yes she was wearing a thong).

There was a different crowd of people at the event, the regular bunch of people who go out and get drunk (including me) were there but probably because of the nature of the event there were the extra bunch of people who don't usually attend.

I must admit I was surprised how hot some of the girls looked, although I did a bit of flirting I didn't hit of any of them, don't get me wrong I'm open about being gay but I've had relationships with people I've worked with before and it can be more trouble than its worth, Then there's the guy thing, they tend to go crazy when they know two girls who are sleeping together, there must be a switch in their brain that says when they see to lesbians they'll immediately start ripping each others clothes off and go for it right there.

Back to the party, well it was a good night but not much in the way of naughty behaviour. Yes the girl in the short skirt got a lot of attention, especially when she got on the dance floor, I did join her for one song, but was could feel eyes watching so we didn't come into contact.

Some of they guys flocked around the new girl, playing silly buggers it looked so stupid to watch and in a quick chat she agreed, she ended up leaving early.

As with all work functions they are held in posh places which means the drinks are twice the usual price and the people thinned out once they ran out of drink tickets, where as I used my charm to make sure I had a steady supply of them.

I was a good girl and avoided causing any controversy although I did pose for the camera kissing (on the cheek) one of they guys I work with.

Caught in the shower

Ok so this one is from a few years ago, it's quite harmless but I think a few people will be screaming at me.

Anyway, it was Friday and I came home from work, I didn't see my sister in the apartment but heard the shower so I assumed she was in it (since we live together), she was going to take Sophie to mum's before coming back to get ready to go out.

It had been a long busy day and I had been sweating so I stripped off and put a robe on ready to jump in the shower when my sister had finished.
I put the radio on in my room as I got undressed and started to relax, I heard a door slam shut and came out of my room, Laura's door was now shut and the bathroom door was still shut but I couldn't hear the shower so I assumed she had finished.

I undone the tie on my robe and went into the bathroom dropping the robe off my shoulders as I entered and threw it to one side closing the door behind me, I'm standing there starkers and I notice that my brother is also starkers drying his legs, he looks up and gets an instant hard-on (way to go bro! ha), now if this had happened these days I would probably grab the closest thing I could and start throwing things at him, but back then, and god only knows why, I just walked passed him saying 'close the door when your done' and got in the shower, the cubicle is clear glass so offers no concealment from someone else in the room.

I didn't notice him leave but when I had finished he was in the living room fully dressed watching tv, when he saw me (in my robe this time) he went bright red and couldn't quite get the words he was looking for so I just told him to lock the door next time.

We haven't spoken about it but when ever he's close and I say I need a shower he immediately blushes so I know he remembers..!

It almost caused his girlfriend to leave him when it was a hot day and I said I could use a shower, not thinking about winding him up, but she got the wrong idea when he blushed, I didn't quite tell her the full story just saying he had walked in on me in the shower, seemed to do the trick.!

Backless Lingerie

Well I tried a pair of backless lingerie. I was very skeptical at first, I mean just looking at the picture they look uncomfortable.

Ok so what did I think, well I assumed they would be uncomfortable but upon wearing them I changed my mind about that, they are comfy to wear.

But at home I sometimes like to walk around in my underwear and don't feel embarrassed if a visitor arrives, I let them in while I put something on, but in these I constantly felt exposed, when my neighbour visited she commented on how much of my backside she could see.

My opinion?

Well I'm not concerned enough about showing panty line to wear these on a regular basis.

http://www.backlesslingerie.com

Ongoing saga called life

Just a quick update to keep you all happy (well london-lass *wink wink*)

Reason for not updating recently is because spent the weekend with some old school friends and I'm still tired from all the exercise! It was fun spending time with people I haven't seen in a long time but I think I'm paying for it now since I'm aching all over from all the walking around the places we went to see, I never knew you could squeeze so much into a few days.

On the subject of love life, I still don't know where I stand on that one but on a good note three of us (me, her and another friend) are going away for a long weekend in europe at the end of March, to save money we've decided to all stay in one hotel room, so if anything is going to happen its going to be then, I want to be careful about being too direct as if there is nothing I don't want to lose a friend.

Have some celebrations to attend this weekend so I if don't manage to post anything in the meantime I will hopefully keep you informed on my drunken antics, or at least that of my friends ;)

Sorry for the random nature but really am tired and just been sooooo busy of late.

Short hysterical crisis over - for now

Well I guess I was going crazy over nothing, normal service has resumed, turned out she was just busy, not sure what else to say on the subject for now!

Virgin Media sucks!

Yes I'm one of the poor sods who signed up to NTL and this recent squabble between VM and SKY has lowered my perception of Virgin a lot, it hasn't affected my opinion of Sky since I think they suck anyway!

So Virgin say that they would have to pass on the astronomical price Sky wanted, it's funny that Sky told us what that figure was, £10.95 a year per customer, ok so that's £36 million for VM since it has 3.3 million customers, but that's an increase of 91 pence a month for each customer.

Now since VM has dropped the Sky basic package does that mean they will save £18 million a year (based on the fact VM said Sky doubled the price) of course not, now they have you paying what ever it is you pay there is no chance in hell your getting a reduction.

Quote from VM site
"more of you have told us you'd rather have the money back as improvements to your TV service, than money off your monthly cost"

I've read several pages of the customer feedback and I'm getting the opposite opinion here, it seems most people are telling VM to cut the bullshit and put Sky back on and if not then they want a reduction since what VM are offering in replacement is a load bollocks.

Quote from VM site
"So thanks to Sky, their basic channels, like Sky One and Sky News, have disappeared from our service"

Come-on guys get it right,
"Because Sky and Virgin Media couldn't reach an agreement on the cost VM pays for Sky's bacic package, VM has decided to withdraw this package from their service"

Quote from VM site
"Sky has also announced that it will be removing its channels from Freeview before the summer too."

Ok they're right but a bit selective about telling the whole story! Sky Three, Sky News and Sky Sports News will disappear from Freeview to make way for four new channels for a monthly subscription, only two of the channels are on VM anyway and Sky wanting to charge is nothing new, oh and by the way Sky were very open about their plans.

Now you may think im a Sky supporter but as I said at the beginning I think Sky suck big time and yes I think Murdock is the anti-christ but for goodness sake I just want my telle!

Oh and the VM site I keep referring to
http://allyours.virginmedia.com/fairplay/faq.html

Still here!

Well I sort of guessed my blogging would slow to a crawl, which is one of the reasons it too me so long to actually start a blog.

What to say about the last few weeks, hmm well... for the most part its been life as usual with a few extras thrown in, needless to say I'm still planning to cut down the amount of vodka I drink, These days (seasonal parties excluded) I've been going out drinking with friends about once a month, the reason I want to cut down on the alcohol intake is that I actually want to do something the following day.

Friday was no exception, started the drinking session off with good intentions, we met up with old friends (and no I didn't get off with any of them, although not for lack of wanting, it seems I'm easier than they are!) kept all my clothes on this time (I'm getting good it now) although I nearly took my undies off to settle a dispute (not going into details on that!)

In fact the reason I'm posting is to avoid doing something I want to do, sounds contradictory I know but I want to call a friend who hasn't returned any of my calls recently but have already left a message and don't want to over do it, yes I hoping to be more than friends but I'm not sure what her feelings are on it, I used to be good at this stuff!