Sunday 29 July 2007

Holiday - Me in a bikini

You guessed it I finally left the hotel room wearing my bikini, even if it was the fifth day of the holiday.


Once I was wearing it I was more concerned about showing my feet. I had never really thought about it but I'm a sock girl and very rarely go bare foot, even walking about my flat in just a t-shirt I still put a pair of socks on.


We decided to have a lay in since this was the first day we weren't going on any excursions, unfortunately this meant we couldn't get a spot by the pool and were left with the terrace. It was a lovely sun trap and out of the way so it was also quiet but no breeze bar or pool in the immediate vicinity.


Although I had decided to wear the bikini I wasn't liking the idea of walking around the hotel wearing it so I put shorts on. A few years ago it wouldn't have bothered me, maybe I'm getting old!


On the way outside I pass a bloke, he stops me telling me I dropped something. he kindly picks it up and hands it to me, it's a piece of paper with some writing on, not thinking it's mine I hand it back to him. It's not until he suggests that I keep it I realise I'm being hit on and on the paper is his name and room number. Now the strange part here is that I politely blow him off, I'm never polite when guys hit on me, what's with me lately!


Right so where was I. so we settle down on the terrace and help each other with the lotion and it isn't long before my big sister Katherine is asleep. She's laying on her front but she's the sort of person who won't take her top off even when face down. So little sister Laura who's in a playful mood wants to take Katherine's top off, not seeing any harm in it I let her, she then disappears for a couple of hours. When she gets back I notice something odd about her but it isn't until she sits down next to me I notice her bikini top is painted, apparently she found an artist on the beach who painted her for free, I wonder why!


So she asks about Katherine and looking over I see that she's turned over and hasn't realised she's topless, we argue about what to do when Katherine gets up and asks if we want anything from the bar, we both watch as she walks off still unaware about her attire. Surprisingly she was only gone a few minutes, she said that there was a queue at the bar but all the men were kind enough to let her through. As she sits down she see her top on the floor and it suddenly hits her. Laura runs off with Katherine behind her and a few minutes I hear a splash and guess that one or both ended up in the pool. That's the good thing about being the middle sister, I never get blamed for anything.

Katherine returns about 10 minutes later (still topless I might add), dripping wet I asked if Laura got wet, with a big grin she says that she got more than wet and holds up Laura's bikini bottoms. Knowing I have the one and only room key I'm a bit anxious as to what she's going to do, I consider going to find her but I'm comfortable and don't fancy a dip in the pool just yet.

She comes walking back to the terrace about half hour later not the slightest bit concerned that she's now completely naked (which is more like me than her) and settles down on her sun lounger making no attempt to cover up, and Katherine's also made no effort to cover up and is happily sunbathing topless, maybe some alien has switched out personalities!



If this post seems a bit off topic in places it's because I've been writing it amongst doing other things since 10am this morning, that's like 11 hours ago!

Sunday 22 July 2007

Back to Reality

I arrived back from my holiday to Majorca a few days ago, I will not write about the whole holiday in one post as to not put you to sleep.


So it was a girls holiday and we paid the extra for a hotel with no children. I was sharing a room with my younger sister (Laura) and my older sister (Katherine) shared with her friend (Maria). our rooms were in different parts of the hotel with me and Laura getting the better one, we had a view of the pool and sea where they had a view of the courtyard and rooms overlooking them from the other side of the hotel.


Walking out onto the balcony and looking down at the pool I saw loads of women in bikini's sunbathing, it was at that point that I suddenly became very self conscious about putting my bikini on, which for anyone that knows me would tell you how that ridiculous that sounds. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy with my figure, I'm a comfortable size 10 although my little sister is a size 8 the cow! but then again my older sister is a size 12 so I guess it's just an age thing. I'm still not sure why I was so concerned about being out in public wearing a bikini, maybe it's that bloody boots advert (beach gorgeous) that shows everyone stopping to look at a women stripping down to her bikini!


The first four days were excursions so I managed to avoid the bikini, this didn't go unnoticed by Laura who often wore her bikini under her clothes in case the perfect opportunity arose and she kept insisting I do the same, luckily for me she's easy to distract and rarely remembers what she was talking about.
One such occasion did occur on a boat trip, it wasn't the smoothest of journeys but the sun was hot so Laura decided to remove her t-shirt, I'm not quite sure how she managed it but she also removed her bikini top. We're all looking to the one side as we past something (I can't remember what) and as I look back to talk to her I notice she's sitting there with her boobs on show while she tries to untangle her bikini from her shirt, when I try and get her to hurry up she tells me not to worry as she put sun tan lotion on her boobs!

So just a short snippet to get you interested, more to come!!
In case your wondering it's not me in the photo.