Piercing's
"Sorry love you can't come in", bouncer at local night club
"why?" me, highly embarrassed as only person in the group refused entry
"you have too many piercings" at first I thought he was joking but the look on his face told me he wasn't.
Luckily it was nothing compared to the look his boss gave him when the group I was with moved on and since our group was composed mostly of girls the large group of boys behind us in the queue followed suit. I do love my friends, admittedly mostly when drunk.
For the record I have 3 piercings, 1 in each ear and a navel piercing. I used to have a nose stud but haven't had it in for quite a while now.
And yes guys, even though it was cold on Friday my midriff was on show.
Oh and I found a nice blond to dance with in the club, unfortunately that was as far as I got, oh well!