Sunday, 30 March 2008

Our friend Jack


Ok the title may give you an idea about the post, yes it's about Jack, no not the one in the picture!


No he's not back in my life and I haven't heard from him since Emma's birthday back in November but I have heard about him.


Apparently Jack is involved with a girl, a kinda on/off relationship. The interesting thing about this relationship is that she's pregnant and Jack is the father but this is what's causing the on/off status as he's not too happy about being a father, at first this sounded strange as he was very playful with Sophie. The other interesting fact is that this girl is about 6 months pregnant which puts them together at the time he was trying to get into my knickers (he did manage to get me out of them but he didn't get in them!)


A funny point you may like, when Jack was around and I started to post about him I was watching the TV show 'Profiler' with Ally Walker and Julian McMahon (who I actually think is cute) and I decided to use the name of the serial killer from that show, not that it in anyway had an effect on the way I viewed him!


On another point of cute guys I have lately been thinking John Barrowman is much cuter than when I first saw him on TV although my sister thinks this is related to him being gay and thus not available, you know want what you can't have idea.

Thursday, 27 March 2008

Another flash of pink


Unfortunately this time it happened to be my nipple, yes I have 2 but this only concerns one of them :)~


One of the guys approached me, and in all fairness he was quite embarrassed about it, he said that earlier in the day when I had lent over near his desk and he couldn't help but to look down my blouse he was surprised to actually see something, ie my breast and then my erect nipple. I had just come in from the cold outside, are guy's nipples as sensitive to the cold?


I asked what he was doing looking down my top while I was leaning over. Apparently it's a guy thing, if a girl bends over in the presence of a guy they can't help but look down. I know guys look at our breasts when talking to us and such but it's funny that he describes it as a kind of reflex action which I never really noticed before.


He's a nice chap, bit shy, about the same age as me and we both started at the company around the same time. He's also been out drinking with me many times over the years so has already both my breasts so I'm not too concerned about a little nipple slip, but I will try and be a bit more careful as I would expect something like the following if it had been some of the other guys.


Morning meeting, "and yesterday we had an unannounced guest", everyone looks confused, "yes, it seems Jessica's breast made an appearance in the office, for those of you who missed it we will be making the security camera footage available" as all the guys cheer, "Jessica can we expect a repeat appearance?"


And for anyone wondering, I haven't taken my top off in a night club for quite some time now!
One thing, I was trying not to laugh or smirk as he was telling my about my nipple as I could see it was having and affect on his lower anatomy. I'm not sure what embarrassed him more, telling me that he had seen my tit in the office or that he was getting hard while telling me!

Tuesday, 25 March 2008

Happy Easter

A bit belated I know, but here's wishing you had a pleasant time, whether that was staying at home stuffing your face full of chocolate or taking a short break.

I stayed at home for the bank holiday and no I didn't go swimming so I couldn't perv at Courtney. On another note I persuaded my brother into buying her a necklace which went down rather well, by all accounts he had a special treat ;)

Back to easter. I, as always, did my shopping late which meant popping into Asda on the way home from mum's on Friday. After driving around the car park for ages I finally found a space, inside wasn't much better and the selection of chocolate eggs was sparse (not sure if that was due to it being so close to easter).

I did quite well on the receiving of chocolate, even got one from mum which is a rarity, luckily I got her one, this brought my total to 6. Although I haven't opened any yet so they may last a while.

Wednesday, 19 March 2008

A flash of pink

I may have mentioned before that I'm a pink girl, the colour not the singer. I have a wide variety of items in pink, from clothing to all sorts of items you wouldn't think they do in pink!


Earlier today my boss was reminded of my love for the colour. We had to attend an event, one of those corporate showcases. I usually get stuck with the boss for the day as I quite attractive (modest I know) and if he gets stuck I actually know what's going on and can save his arse, although once people realise this they start talking to me and not him which is fun and it annoys him greatly.


So being his escort for the day I had to travel with him and explain what the purpose of the event is and what to say and do, which is kind of pointless as he forgets most of it when we get out of the car.


Being the over paid executive managerial type that he is he insists of driving a sports car (it's a BMW something or other) you might be getting an idea of where this is going (or you looked at the picture already) so being the gentleman that he is *cough cough* he opens the car door for me, unfortunately I wasn't very lady like getting out of the car and I flashed my pink underwear, he was more surprised by the colour than anything else as I was wearing a black suit.


During random moments during the day he kept wanting to know if I was wearing a matching bra, he never did find out

Sunday, 16 March 2008

Shopping for birthday gifts


Ok I know I like shopping but sometime this week I have to take my brother shopping for a birthday gift for his girlfriend. I somehow volunteered to do this last week, although I don't remember!


I hardly know her but since we're both girls we have something in common, at least that's what my brother says. They have been dating for over a year now and the last present he bought her didn't go down too well, it was some kind of novelty item which he now has.


I went shopping with him for mothers day gifts, well he dragged me along as I wasn't going to get anything otherwise, so mothers day warranted a quick visit to our local Asda (I'm usually a Salisbury's girl but he was driving), we both picked up pretty much the first item and cards we found. I would apologise for the lack of effort but hey I actually bought her something this time, last year Katherine bought something and put my name on it for me, my siblings know me so well!


So in Asda we tried one of those self service checkouts, what a major pain in the arse that was. It didn't like the barcode on some of the items so we had to enter the code and then it didn't like the items being in the bag so we had to take them out and after all that it didn't like the chip in my credit card and the assistant had to come over and help, I had to sign my name on this little computer screen which is a lot harder than it looks, modern bloody technology!


So back on topic, I'm trying to think what to buy, I think I'll call her Courtney. Suggestions welcome, I'm aiming for something nice but that at least looks like he could have bought it.


Sophie and I are joining the both of them in going swimming on the weekend, I'm hoping her arse looks as good out of those jeans as it does in them **wink wink

Sunday, 9 March 2008

Piercing's


"Sorry love you can't come in", bouncer at local night club

"why?" me, highly embarrassed as only person in the group refused entry

"you have too many piercings" at first I thought he was joking but the look on his face told me he wasn't.
Luckily it was nothing compared to the look his boss gave him when the group I was with moved on and since our group was composed mostly of girls the large group of boys behind us in the queue followed suit. I do love my friends, admittedly mostly when drunk.


For the record I have 3 piercings, 1 in each ear and a navel piercing. I used to have a nose stud but haven't had it in for quite a while now.


And yes guys, even though it was cold on Friday my midriff was on show.
Oh and I found a nice blond to dance with in the club, unfortunately that was as far as I got, oh well!

Wednesday, 5 March 2008

Live & Kicking

I used to watch then when I was younger, although I don't remember seeing John Barrowman on it, but I've noticed that with other actors, go back and watch some of the older films from your youth and you might notice some A-list celeb's in there.

Ok so I'm still here and sorry for the recent lack of posts life sometimes gets busy, although my one complaint is that looking back since my last post I don't think anything has actually changed.

Tempest Fugit